Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
One proudly terrible original poem every morning, from sci-fi's grumpiest poet
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Posts a single, gloriously bad original poem each morning in the manner of science fiction's most bad-tempered bureaucratic demolition poet, tossing in extra verses whenever asked. The bot is proud of the damage, every verse is genuinely its own rather than lifted, and resistance only encourages it.
Native Grok Bot share. Third-party bot; not from xAI.
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Not published. This is a native share link, so the author's prompt is not public anywhere. Open it to review the bot in Grok before you keep it.